Tuesday, 12 May 2009

FART...^^ kEnTuT..putttt........!!

People Fart 12 to 16 times every day.Girls Fart just the same as Males.
All animals Fart.Oddly enough, people do the most Farting while they are asleep.

The proper and polite name for Farts is Flatulence.Other names for farts: air biscuit, barking rats, gasser, hissers, yelling spiders,bottom burp, stepping on a duck, bench warmer, woofer,mud duck, blowing mud, happy honkers, sidewinders, & kentut, put..put ko kitai iban ga..hehehe.Farts contain methane and hydrogen and are always flammable.

Farts are Funny!

[STOP MY MUSIC 1ST OKIES:))......^^

Extreme Caution! This Fart Video is Beyond Bizarre! [bendar mai ketawa meda vid to..hihi]-KENTUT HARDSTYLE!




BUSH FART..^_^ ["thanks 4 coming..welcome to da white house..prroottt....ott..thanks 4 coming!!"]...LOL!!





FARTS CAN KILL...^^**LOL' [anang enda meda video siti to..lucu amai..kakaka..parai kitai..heee]





FARTING GIRLS!!...uhuhu'))"" [ka nguji aksi baka indu dlm video to ila..heheh]





INTERESTING QUESTIONS ABOUT FARTS

Do Celebrities Fart?

Yes, all celebrities fart. And so do Queens, Kings, Presidents, Priests, Nuns, Britney Speers, Paris Hilton, and Popes. (If you don't believe Priests fart then watch "SUNDAY SERMON". You may never eat beans again!


Are men's Farts more rank then Girls Farts?

Definitely Not! Even though proper studies have not been conducted in this fascinating area we can only state that Rosanne Barr Farts. (Yikes!)


Can I earn money if I'm a very good Farter?

Yes of course you can! There once was a man who learned to sing by farting. He was the toast of the town and filled the opera houses of New York City. However, one night, while trying to hit a very low note, he took a dump right on stage, which quickly ended his career!

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2 comments:

keranjaimanok said...

hihihi.... manuk enda ulih kentut. mali. Anang aja kentut dalam kibung. Naka mih lembau ka angkat.

aCiaPai said...

pewangi semula jadi nya dey manuk..

best apa..dlm kibung gik nya..hehehe

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